A bipartisan House task force plans to meet soon with Secret Service officials to discuss ways to increase security for presidential candidates. While Congress is deliberating, we have some short-term safety suggestions for the candidates: Stay off golf courses for the next couple months. Don’t brag about being an assassination target because you’re “consequential.” Don’t “create” stories about Springfield, Ohio, or any other Springfield. Don’t be asking out loud why nobody has tried to kill your opponent. If you lose this election, just go home. – Fletcher Farrar, editor
This article appears in Fall Home and Garden 2024.
Wow, the Illinois Times has finally written an article about Trump’s assassination attempts. And the article is about how he deserves what’s happening to him, written by the editor.
Saw a poll. 25% of Democrats wish the assassin had succeeded. Another 22% were uncertain. Democrats, we must assassinate our opponents in order to save democracy.