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The contenders

Now that the state’s political season is about to kick into a slightly higher gear, let’s take a moment to look at how some of the Republican candidates for governor stack up. We’ll look at the rest of the pack next week. • State Treasurer Judy Baar Topinka — Her supporters say that her ideological moderation […]

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common sense

The Transportation Security Administration is the all-knowing, all-seeing federal agency in charge of taking our shoes off at airports — and our heroic leaders there have recently rooted out a treasure trove of invaluable data. Unfortunately, it’s not information about some secret cell of terrorists — it’s a trove of your personal information and mine. […]

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letters

Letters policy We welcome letters, but please include your full name, address and a daytime telephone number. We edit all letters for libel, length and clarity. Send letters to: Letters, Illinois Times. P.O. Box 5256. Springfield, Illinois 62705. Fax: (217) 753-3958. E-mail: editor@illinoistimes.com DECK CHAIRS ON THE TITANIC Whoopee! The U.S. Senate just finished its […]

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Sunday morning coming down

Zombies have invaded Springfield. Don’t believe me? Venture downtown some Sunday morning. You will see clots of automatons restlessly roaming the streets, trudging ever forward, but shackled by the fact that they haven’t the slightest clue where they’re going. Their eyes, wide open but unfocused, sweep slowly side to side, hopelessly, searching for . . […]

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The ogler’s [sic] secrets

In these times when our president struts his bottom-of-college-class standing and our governor jokes of his low ACT score, I find it easier to admit my language ignorance. Of course, our academic failures are not our fault but, rather, the fault of our respective educational systems. And I, for one, admire both the president and […]

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common sense 6-30-05

Merck, the $5.2 billion-a-year drug giant, is upset that people think it’s a greedheaded bloodsucker. So Merck’s executives have decided to do something. Does that mean they’ll stop their greedheaded bloodsucking? Don’t be insane — bloodsucking is wildly profitable! No, no, Merck’s honchos want to deal with the appearance of bloodsucking, not tamper with the […]

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capital voices 6-30-05

Yanks Avatar is caught between liberal and conservative, and he’s making mistakes. He is, I suspect, not much different from other folks who can reach out and touch their midsixties. Once he was liberal; he’s now leaning conservative. However, in Yanks’ case, his “leaning conservative” brings him only to the middle, for he was, in […]

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commentary 6-30-05

It is a natural for man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth, and listen to the song of that siren until she turns us into beasts — I know of no other way of judging the future but by the past.” — Patrick […]

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Bound and determined

Serious, intense clout usually only comes into play at the Illinois Statehouse on behalf of giant corporations, powerful political organizations, influential labor unions, entrenched bureaucracies, and other unstoppable special interests. Rarely, if ever, is the full force of a legislative leader’s office deployed to push a bill that is opposed by the powers that be […]

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letters 6-30-05

Letters policy We welcome letters, but please include your full name, address and a daytime telephone number. We edit all letters for libel, length and clarity. Send letters to: Letters, Illinois Times. P.O. Box 5256. Springfield, Illinois 62705. Fax: (217) 753-3958. E-mail: editor@illinoistimes.com INEXCUSABLE WEAKNESS IN THE LAW The Audubon Society’s threat to demolish the […]

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common sense 6-23-05

Don’t you wish you had a rich and kindly old uncle whose chief mission in life was to give things to you? Well, if you lived in Alaska, bucko, you’d have a generous relative, and you’d call him Uncle Ted, as everyone else does. This year, Uncle Ted has given $645 million worth of stuff […]

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