A beacon of hope in the rundown Detroit neighborhood where she lives, Evelyn Mercer (Fionnula Flanagan) is brutally murdered when a local convenience store is robbed. The police attribute the robbery to random gang activity, but Evelyn’s four adopted sons have their suspicions about the slaying and begin an investigation on their own. Hothead Bobby […]
Chuck Koplinski
Writing for Illinois Times since 1998, Chuck Koplinski is a member of the Critic's Choice Association, the Chicago Film Critics Association and a contributor to Rotten Tomatoes. He appears on WCIA-TV twice a week to review current releases and, no matter what anyone says, thinks Tom Cruise's version of The Mummy is a woefully underrated film.
A swell rebel yell
It should come as no surprise that the big-screen adaptation of The Dukes of Hazzard is filled with crude, sophomoric humor; that the General Lee, a souped-up Dodge Charger, undergoes more character development than any of its human co-stars; and that Jessica Simpson is resplendent in a bikini. Oh, and did I happen to mention that […]
Not-so-hot Dogs
I wanted to like Must Love Dogs, I really did. It stars an actress I adore (the luminous Diane Lane), an actor I’ve come to accept (regular Joe John Cusack), and sports a premise (two damaged people give love one more try) that I enjoy whenever it’s done right. And yet, somehow, I just couldn’t […]
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Anyone familiar with the cult sci-fi film Logan’s Run, the paranoid medical thriller Coma, or that brilliant modern take on existentialism, The Truman Show, will quickly piece together the plot that drives The Island. Lincoln Six Echo (Ewan McGregor) and Jordan Two Delta (Scarlett Johansson) think that they’re survivors of an apocalyptic cataclysm known as […]
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At first blush, Wedding Crashers looks like a surefire winner, featuring two immensely popular actors, Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn, in a shameless premise that allows them to tackle roles they excel at. However, all of the pieces don’t fall neatly into place in this ribald comedy. As divorce mediators, John and Jeremy (Wilson and Vaughn) […]
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Walter Salles’ Dark Water is a gripping exercise in horror that opts for subtlety over bombast as it delivers legitimately creepy entertainment and, more surprisingly, a genuinely moving love story. Jennifer Connelly portrays Dahlia Williams, a beleaguered woman who’s forced to move into a rundown apartment on Roosevelt Island, a stone’s throw from Manhattan. This does […]
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Director Steven Spielberg turns H.G. Wells’ classic tale of a Martian invasion into a commentary on today’s collective fear in a post-9/11 world and manages to produce his most frightening film yet. This loose adaptation focuses on an average working-class guy, Ray Ferrier (Tom Cruise), who has lost his wife to another man and successfully […]
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Soaring budgets have film studios hedging their bets and taking as few risks as possible. That’s why sequels to major hits are made; why proven concepts, such as big-screen adaptations of hit TV shows, receive the green light. Some adaptations (The Fugitive) work well; others (The Beverly Hillbillies and Wild, Wild West) fail miserably. The […]
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Part Mermaids, part The Parent Trap, and all mess, The Perfect Man is one of the most annoying, lame-brained romantic comedies to be released in many a moon. Not only is the plot so silly that the Three Stooges would have rejected it, Perfect Man expects audiences to accept a circumstance that’s too fantastic to be […]
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A great deal of carnage, of both the physical and emotional varieties, takes place in Doug Liman’s Mr. and Mrs. Smith, a high-concept commentary on the state of modern marriage. The offscreen shenanigans of the film’s two stars, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, have overshadowed the film itself, so much so that the whole affair has […]
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Ron Howard’s best films focus on everyday heroes, men who find themselves in extraordinary circumstances yet can summon enough strength to conquer seemingly insurmountable challenges. These exemplars of the ideal American man have included fathers struggling to get through the day (Parenthood), firefighters battling ravaging flames (Backdraft), reporters striving to tell the truth (The Paper), […]
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I know there are some film fans out there who don’t like Adam Sandler, but I bet they’d be hard pressed to deny that the actor has a charming affability. He’s kind of like your little brother, the one who always manages to get himself out of a jam because he can make you laugh […]
