In the 1980s a Super Cow was bought for a million dollars.
Her superness was the amount of milk she produced each
year. Now there is word of a second Super Cow,
which was bought for four million dollars. It looks like my
family was in the right business at the wrong time or just
didn’t have the savvy to measure cows individually.
My pet cow was super enough for me,
it must have been her eyelashes.
Jacqueline Jackson
This article appears in October 1-7, 2026.
