hi dad hi mom I know being elected prez of
the whole high school senate can’t compare
with head of the free world but it’s pretty
big stuff for me yeah that was my winning
platform—big stuff, my big stuff is bigger
than your big stuff your big stuff is really
pretty puny stuff that took care of julio
I decimated savanna by pointing out that
her big stuff hardly rated even being called
stuff destiny should have run she’s got really
really hot stuff but I don’t think she could’ve
won over my big stuff she’ll make a good v p
especially if I say let’s stuff it ha ha my winning
slogan was “TOM’s big stuff on the aTOMic
button! Blast our class to BIG STUFF again”
don’t wait up for me I’m partying love ya Tom
This article appears in Mar 17-22, 2016.
