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Have you ever met anyone who doesn’t like apples? They’re hard to
come by, these genetic anomalies. When I found out that my boss was one of
those people, I was rattled. How could he turn his nose up at one of
nature’s simplest treats? Seriously, what else is a combination
portable snack, nutritional powerhouse, gesture of goodwill (think of your
first-grade teacher), and ubiquitous counter item, from airports to
mini-marts? Even the universal bag of chips, with all of its virtues,
doesn’t come close. Maybe these apple haters have only the Red
(un)Delicious to blame. With its mealy flesh, soggy bite, and waxy,
chemical-flavored skin, the lamest excuse for an apple could be wreaking
more havoc than we imagine. The good news is that orchards are full of apples
that blow the Red Delicious away. Here is a subjective guide to apples
likely to show up at a market near you. With any luck, your own notes will
soon replace mine. Chomp, chomp. · Empire — A cross between the Macintosh and the Red Delicious.
She’s sweet-tart, this one. Her white flesh, set against a thin
green-scarlet skin, is not too soft, not too hard on the tooth. The Empire
is a great candidate for applesauce or pie, but with that plump
flying-saucer shape, I’m thinking how fab she’d be dipped in
caramel. · Fuji — A perfectly nice apple with a pretty pinkish blush, a
medium crunch and a delicate sweetness — not boring but not the most
exciting variety, either. I’ve heard it called “less
assertive” and “laid-back.” The Fuji is a favorite among
kids and less adventurous eaters. · Gala —Another winner for the kids; in fact, it’s so sweet,
I’d liken it to pink bubble gum. Fruit forward, soft/medium bite and
lunch-bag-friendly size. Would I cook with her? Maybe in apple pancakes for
Saturday-morning cartoons.
· Jonagold
— A cross between the Golden Delicious
and the Jonathan. She’s a modern girl who doesn’t want to be
characterized. She offers a crisp bite but not too hard. Her perfume is a
bit like honey, and in the mouth she feels like a pear. Her skin, aglow
with red and golden yellow, evokes a special, complicated experience.
· Jonathan
— A tomboy apple. On the outside
she’s a beautiful scarlet red, and her skin is delicate and easily
bruised. On the inside, her flesh is firm and strong. Take a bite, and
you’ll get citrus at the tip of your tongue. Pick her as a palate
cleanser. Apple sorbet, perhaps? · Mutsu (a.k.a.
Crispin) — A cross between the Golden
Delicious and the Indo. The most distinctive characteristic is its size;
the Mutsu can be large enough for a meal — for a family of four.
Light green in color, with yellow to off-white flesh, it’ll make you
think you’re on your way to eating a Granny Smith, but one bite will
bring you back to reality. It’s far from tart, but it’s not
really sweet, either. With my eyes closed, the watery, savory, meaty chunks
remind me of jicama, a vegetable popular in Central America. Although the Mutsu
could hold up well in pies, it needs to be mixed with a more assertively
flavored apple for balance. · Winesap —
She’s the mean girl at school who also
happens to be the cheerleading captain. You love to look at her beautiful
mahogany skin, complemented by her almost snow-white flesh. You take a
bite, and you can’t believe you’ve bitten into a lemon. Her
flesh is so tart, it almost makes you want to pucker. Her firm bite and
acidic nature could make her a feisty date for fatty fondue.
Culinary questions? Contact Kim O’Donnel at
kim.odonnel@creativeloafing.com.
This article appears in Oct 18-24, 2007.
