how about a little mild vulgarity?

I wrote this limerick when my dad

had prostate surgery I published it

in a family newsletter; my nephews

wrote a clever ballad on the subject

much more vulgar but here is mine;

I'll be glad to accept compliments:

"Our worthy progenitor, he

Was finding it painful to pee.

With consummate art

They reamed out his part

And now it's all piddle-dee-dee."

2020 Jacqueline Jackson

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