how about a little mild vulgarity?
I wrote this limerick when my dad
had prostate surgery I published it
in a family newsletter; my nephews
wrote a clever ballad on the subject
much more vulgar but here is mine;
I'll be glad to accept compliments:
"Our worthy progenitor, he
Was finding it painful to pee.
With consummate art
They reamed out his part
And now it's all piddle-dee-dee."
2020 Jacqueline Jackson