hey senior do you have a plan
to know the junior of your clan
if flummoxed I have news for you
this is what you need to do –
go buy an item quite demonic
found on shelves called electronic
take some time to learn to use it
(or don't bother; you'll abuse it)
place your gizmo facing his
both will then begin to whiz
here's the ending of this story
conversation: hunky dory
tho you cannot choose the topic
you're no longer age-myopic

2021 Jacqueline Jackson

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