a new disease called coviditus is
affecting I think most of us it's
symptoms are you don't know
what day it is what week it is
even what month it is and as for
time of day forget it in fact it makes
us forget most things – where we left
the phone where we set our book even
which one we were reading what was I
saying just now oh yes – and how many
times we've told the same story to the
same person over the phone once the
phone's found – coviditus can cause
irritability irrationality sometimes even
whoop-de-doo throw shoes in the air
who cares? another malady is "idiotitis"
also "denyititus" a third is "head-in-the-
sanditus" we know who suffer those

2020 Jacqueline Jackson

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