Complaint poem #6

(by Mitch Hopper with slight

tweaking by Jackie Jackson)

We're at your mercy, young turks!

you see us old turds as old jerks!

with your buzz words throughout

us nerds never doubt

your language is made up of smirks.

It gives us ol' seniors the blues

to see how you youngsters abuse

our English so strong

and what makes it so wrong

is you can't even tie your own shoes!

My tech skills I know I'll outlive –

dear friends, you will surely forgive

but we oldies yet strive

to do more than survive

while you kiddies need hi-tech to live!

2021 Jacqueline Jackson

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