what? you've never thrown an ax?

never even wanted to? I've wished

to, at certain folk, but haven't even

heft a hatchet – well let me tell you

there's a new establishment in town

called "realax" – get the clever pun?

it is relaxing empowering gratifying

the way you feel when the blade slams

into the wood yes there are non-living

targets though you can think what you

like animal veg or min so if you

rage at this covid crisis go to "realax"

and relax with a real ax this is not a

paid ad its proprietor happens to be

a respiratory therapist who knows

how often she feels the need of ax

therapy and the breath of fresh air

we all need these too – p.s. byob

2020 Jacqueline Jackson

Illinois Times has provided readers with independent journalism for more than 40 years, from news and politics to arts and culture.

Now more than ever, we’re asking for your support to continue providing our community with real news that everyone can access, free of charge.

We’re also offering a home delivery option as an added convenience for friends of the paper.

Click here to subscribe, or simply show your support for Illinois Times.

Comments (0)

Add a comment

Add a Comment