Advice Goddess | Thursday, June 13,2013

Beating them about the head with a shtick

I’ve always made people laugh with my self-deprecating humor, but I was complaining about not having much luck with the ladies recently, and my buddy told me that my humor is a problem. He said

Advice Goddess | Thursday, June 6,2013

Ennui go!

By Amy Alkon

My girlfriend and I love each other, but we feel we’re becoming numb to hearing it from each other. We’ve been together three years, so I assume that time is what’s put a damper on t

Advice Goddess | Thursday, May 30,2013

Time is on her slide

By Amy Alkon

My girlfriend is constantly late, which is annoying, but what’s more annoying is that there’s always an excuse: She had to do one more thing at work; traffic was horrible; her dog wouldn&r

Advice Goddess | Thursday, May 23,2013

The audacity of grope

By Amy Alkon

My friend’s girlfriend hits on me all the time. (We’re all lesbians.) She always offers to get me a drink before she gets her girlfriend one, and she’s taken to giving me quick shoul

Advice Goddess | Thursday, May 16,2013

Tail from the crypt

By Amy Alkon

I’ve been with my boyfriend for two years. I do have trust issues, having been cheated on in past relationships. My boyfriend’s best friend of six years, a beautiful and intelligent woman,

Advice Goddess | Thursday, May 9,2013

Smells like libertine spirit

By Amy Alkon

I got involved with my co-host on my Web show – a woman in an “open relationship” with her live-in boyfriend of two years. Things were light and fun between us until we developed act

Advice Goddess | Thursday, May 2,2013

In sickness and in stealth

By Amy Alkon

This woman and I were involved 13 years ago, before I met my wife, but she was married then. She got divorced and moved away. We reconnected recently on Facebook, and I discovered she’s now only

Advice Goddess | Thursday, April 25,2013

Fry, fry again

By Amy Alkon

I walked into my apartment and, to my horror, thought my boyfriend had been electrocuted. He was sprawled on the kitchen floor by an open electrical outlet with wires sticking out. There was a screwdr

Advice Goddess | Thursday, April 11,2013

When you wish upon a sleazebucket

By Amy Alkon

I was seeing a guy for four months – a guy I liked better than I’ve ever liked anyone. Two months in, he was calling me his girlfriend, putting me on the phone with his mom, and saying tha

Advice Goddess | Thursday, April 4,2013

Will you flash mob me?

By Amy Alkon

I’m going to propose to my girlfriend, and it seems there’s this trend of doing crazy, elaborate things to ask a girl to marry you. I can’t compete with guys like the New York City d