Who doesn’t love a parade? And here comes a big one! You can feel the beat of the drums,
hear the trumpeting of elephants and the melodious call of the calliope — all of which
Sen. Richard Shelby of Alabama is all for the congressional effort to produce
health care reform — as long as the legislation we end up with doesn’t contain any actual reform.
Years ago, a young, sorta-hippyish couple who lived nearby knocked on my front
door. They had noticed that fig trees in my side yard were laden with ripening
fruit. “If you’re
Have you received your thank-you note? I’m still waiting for mine.
More than a year into the Wall Street bailout, I’ve yet to get any sort of “thank you” fro
Are you an agitator? You know, one of those people who won’t leave well enough alone, who’s always questioning authority and trying to stir things up.
If so, the Powers
Like a Fourth of July crescendo of fireworks, our gasoline prices are rising
higher and higher. While this is tough on consumers, we’re assured by a covey of tongue-clucking industry analysts t
What do shoplifters and members of Congress have in common? Tailor-made
clothing.
Like a shoplifter’s long coat, the suits of many lawmakers come with an astonishing array of
insi
If you want to be seen as a flag-flying, macho American, you’ve got to have the right ride — and nothing says swaggering hedonism and outta-my-way arrogance quite like a
Hummer
Obama spaketh, and it was good: “We have to find more environmentally sound ways of mining coal than simply
blowing the tops off mountains,” he proclaimed.
And, yea, in the mounta
Out in Arizona, an old tombstone bears an epitaph for a young gunslinger: “I was expecting this/But not so soon.”
Gunslinging, of course, is a high-risk business. But today, some of us c